Author: Loren Jones

Merry Christmas!

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Insults with Class!

These outstanding insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.” “That depends, Sir,” said

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A new word: Ineptocracy

Couldn’t find it in my old Webster’s dictionary so I Googled it and discovered it is a recently “coined” new word found on T-shirts on eBay. Read this one over slowly and absorb the facts that are within this definition!

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AJ Performs with UND Jazz Ensemble in Spring 2012 Concert

Gail and I flew up to Grand Forks to listen to AJ play drums in UND’s Spring Jazz Concert held at the Empire Arts Center. It was a great performance by some very talented artists. Below are the videos of

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New Heavy Element Discovered: Governmentium (Gv)

The Department of Science has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element is Governmentium(Gv). It has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

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Website Makeover

Okay, this is a COMPLETE remake of my website…and it is going to take awhile, so be patient! It will be good once complete, but the process may not be quick!

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Merry Christmas 2011

 

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UND Jazz Ensemble “Trolley Song”

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AJ Performs His First Piano Composition

In his final piano recital, AJ performed his first composition entitled “Dance for Emily”. Thanks to Jerry Salter, his piano teacher for the past nine years.

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AJ Competes in GC “Drum Off”

AJ competed in the Guitar Center “Drum Off” competition at the Edina store. He made it to the finals, the performance for which is below: Great job, AJ!

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